Warning(s): Slight Alcohol references, Slight sexual references
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Characters: Prussia, Reader
Fandom: Axis Powers: Hetalia
Inspiration: A request from a friend and Gilbert's audacity!
Note: This was posted on my Quizilla account before, so if you see it, I know. XD It's my account over there. Requests are open, as well, lovelies.
Parties. You despised the festive events. But Alfred had dragged you into one once again. You were thrust into a crowd of nations as they talked and laughed and occasionally bickered. You slipped around a few of them and flopped over onto a couch. It was soft and comfortable enough. Maybe you could relax without any-
"Hallo, Frau! Kesesesese~"
'Oh not him.' you groaned inwardly and looked over to the albino that made his way towards you. He looked stunning, more-so than you thought he would. He took a seat beside you, pretty close for comfort. His breath smelled strongly of liquor but he was no way near drunk. The German, or Prussian as he would protest, had a taste for beer and could hold it down as well. You hadn't fancied over such though.
"Hello, Prussia." you said idly while watching the other nations dance and have a good time.
"You can just call me by my first name~ Gilbert's the name, being awesome is my game. Kesese~" he purred, resting his head on his hand. A little yellow bird chirped as it fluttered down to take its place on his shoulder.
"Mm. My name's (Name)." you responded.
"Ooh~ That name has a perfect ring to it. Beautiful, just like you." he smirked. His crimson eyes locked wih yours, drawing your attention back to him.
"Thank you. I give the credit to my parents." you said, joking halfheartedly.
"Mmm~ You must be a library fee because you have 'FINE' written all over you~" he grinned. What? You stared at him and had to hold back a laugh. He was coming at you with the WORST pickup lines and expecting them to work on you.
"Got any better tricks up your sleeve?" you said, looking back at him with a challenging look.
"I looked up the word beautiful. Your name vas included~ Kesesese!"
"Nope."
"I lost my number, can I please borrow yours?"
"No."
"Do you have a boyfriend? No? Well, if you want a MANfriend, come talk to me~"
"Nope."
"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you~"
"Old!"
It went on for what seemed like hours and Gilbert was obviously getting frustrated, irritation flashing in his red eyes. He seemed relentless.
"Frau, you must be a broom, cause you svept me off my feet~ Kesesese~!"
You were ready to burst a lung by the time the conversation had finished. Every stupid pickup line in the book had tumbled from his lips, followed by his incredibly sexy laugh.
"Okay, Okay. A for effort, dude. Here." you leaned over and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek and handed him your phone number on a napkin.
"Score! The awesome alvays vins!" he snickered.
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EXTENDED ENDING:
"(Name)! How'd the party go?" Alfred asked, excited as usual.
"Mmm~ Wonderful." you responded, musing over everything that had happened.
"Great!" he grinned and turned as Arthur called for him.
"I'll be right back!" he called over his shoulder. You gave a soft sigh and put your hands in your pockets. Suddenly, something grabbed your behind and you yelped.
"Sorry, is this seat taken? Kesesesese~!" The only thing that could be heard was a slap and the albino's laughter.
